Dog Humor 3

Below is copied from a Facebook pages, mostly Amazing Dogs. The original creator is noted on the cartoon.

A dog standing on a scale telling himself “I think I ate my way out of the miniature breed status”
This is our Dog Rollo. He is supposedly a mini-Australian Shepherd.
A woman is looking at her two dogs while one dog tells the other “Want to freak her out? Cock your head and look down into the dark basement.”
A dog at a job interview, the interviewer tells him “The job is yours. I called your references and they all said you’re a good boy.”
At the annual dog convention : Welcome, everyone. I trust you all enjoyed getting acquainted during the butt-sniffing reception.
A couple in bed. The dog sleeps on top of the husband’s face. The wife says : Hush up you’ll wake up the dog.
Two dogs on a date. One dog tells the other : You look great for seven times your age.
Someone is walking their dog. The GPS directions on the phone says : Driving 4 minutes, walking 17 minutes, walking a dog that has to smell everything 1 hour 20 minutes.
A cat is singing a Simon and Garfunkel song : Just walk on his back, Jack. Bite her right hand, Stan. No time to be coy, Roy. You gotta have food. Step on his nuts, Gus. Don’t need to meow much. Just gotta be rude, Jude. And soon you’ll have food.
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Author: thomasstigwikman

My name is Thomas Wikman. I am a software/robotics engineer with a background in physics. I am currently retired. I took early retirement. I am a dog lover, and especially a Leonberger lover, a home brewer, craft beer enthusiast, I’m learning French, and I am an avid reader. I live in Dallas, Texas, but I am originally from Sweden. I am married to Claudia, and we have three children. I have two blogs. The first feature the crazy adventures of our Leonberger Le Bronco von der Löwenhöhle as well as information on Leonbergers. The second blog, superfactful, feature information and facts I think are very interesting. With this blog I would like to create a list of facts that are accepted as true among the experts of the field and yet disputed amongst the public or highly surprising. These facts are special and in lieu of a better word I call them super-facts.

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