This blog feature amusing and heartwarming stories about our late Leonberger dog Bronco, as well as other Leonbergers. It also has a lot of information about the Leonberger breed, the history, care, training, Leonberger organizations, etc. I also wrote a Leonberger book, which I am featuring in the sidebar.
Imagine my delight when I saw the post above. Sally is sharing my super fact 57: Super fact 57 : Half the World’s Population live within a circle that covers 2% of the world’s surface, or 10% of earth’s land area. This circle is often referred to as the “Valeriepieris Circle” or Yuxi Circle, and it is centered on southeast Asia. In addition, she is promoting my Leonberger dog book for which Robbie wrote a great review. Thank you so much Sally and Robbie. Please hop over to that the Smorgasbord blog magazine and read it.
A professional content writer by the name of Ryan Goodchild contacted me about me posting an article he had written on how to launch a mobile Pet Grooming Business. The title of the article is “A Step-by-Step Guide to Launching Your Mobile Pet Grooming Business” and you can see the article below. Ryan wrote the article and I provided pictures.
Our Leonberger dog getting washed in a kiddie pool. Our mini Australian Shepherd puppy Rollo with a brush. Our Pug Daisy getting a bath. Our Pug Daisy with a bath hat. Our Leonberger Bronco is hiding in the bushes. Amie a Swedish Leonberger standing on a bench. Fluffy black Newfoundland dog by Emma Johnson. Saint Bernard dog Stock Photo ID: 1713912484 by fred12. The photo of five Leonbergers wearing patriotic hats lying on grass by a lake was taken by Jen O’Keefe, (from left to right; Obi, Delfi, Aslan, Gryphon, Digory).
A Step-by-Step Guide to Launching Your Mobile Pet Grooming Business
For service-minded workers, career changers, and local business owners who want a practical small business startup, a mobile pet grooming business can feel like a rare fit between steady demand and flexible operations. The core tension is real: pet care services must be consistent and safe, but most aspiring owners also need a model that can start lean and earn trust quickly. The mobile grooming market meets busy households where they are, turning convenience into repeat business and clear entrepreneurial opportunities. With the right expectations, this can become a reliable local service brand.
Mobile Dog Wash and Grooming van Shutterstock asset id: 2248201135 by Vineyard Perspective
Build and Launch Your Mobile Grooming Service
This simple sequence helps you turn a love of pets into a real mobile pet grooming business with a plan, the right gear, and repeatable daily operations. It matters because small early decisions, like what services you offer and how you schedule, can prevent costly surprises later.
Grooming French Bulldog. Shutterstock asset id: 1340980898 by hedgehog94.
Start with a simple business plan Use start with a business plan to define your services, pricing, ideal customer, and what “success” looks like in the first 90 days. Keep it short: one page is fine if it clearly guides your next choices. A basic plan also makes it easier to estimate costs and avoid undercharging.
Define your offer and your boundaries Decide what you will do on day one, such as baths, haircuts, nail trims, de-shedding, and what you will not handle yet, like severe matting or aggressive pets. Write down your service times, cancellation policy, and any add-on fees so you can explain them calmly to clients. Clear boundaries protect safety and keep your schedule realistic.
Choose essentials and build a safe setup List the non-negotiables you need to groom hygienically and efficiently, such as clippers, blades, shears, combs, towels, cleaning supplies, and secure restraints. Buy for reliability first, then upgrade as revenue grows. Do a dry run in your workspace so you can reach tools quickly and reduce stress for the pet.
Set up operations that run on repeat Create a weekly routine for booking, travel time, service time, cleanup, and restocking so your days do not spiral when you get busy. Use a simple intake checklist for allergies, coat condition, bite history, and owner preferences, then store notes for next time. Consistency is how you deliver safe grooms and earn referrals.
Market locally and ask for the first bookings Choose two channels you can maintain, such as a Google Business Profile and a neighborhood social group, and post clear before and after photos with your services and prices. In your plan, include basics like your mission and target market because business plan outlines make marketing messages easier to write and repeat. Then invite every satisfied client to leave a review and refer one friend.
Brushing a double-coated dog close-up. Shutterstock Asset id: 2441132455 by Gayleen Froese.
Strengthen Your Business Skills Before You Scale Service
Once you’ve got the basics of launching and operating your mobile grooming setup in place, the next growth lever is often strengthening the business and marketing skills that turn steady bookings into a scalable service.
For some owners, going back to school for a business degree provides the structure to sharpen how you plan, position, and promote your services, especially as your route gets fuller and your choices carry bigger financial stakes. If you want a quick grounding, building those fundamentals can help you build confidence in core business and marketing concepts you’ll use every week.
A master’s in business administration equips you with skills in leadership, strategic planning, financial management, and data-driven decision-making to excel in diverse business environments. And because online degree programs are designed for flexibility, it’s often possible to keep running your business while you’re in school.
Well-groomed Leonberger standing in a snowy forest. Shutterstock-ID: 705193912 by Eric Isselee.
Plan → Groom → Follow Up → Improve
Your mobile grooming business grows faster when each day runs on a repeatable loop, not memory. This rhythm helps you protect pet care quality standards, reduce missed details, and keep your calendar predictable even as requests increase. It also builds trust so clients rebook without needing extra reminders, especially when many owners prefer scheduling sessions on a steady cadence.
Dogs and cats with brushes and towels, scissors, shampoo bottles and hair dryer. Shutterstock asset id: 2681547649 by myteamart.
Stage
Action
Goal
Plan the route
Confirm addresses, time windows, services, add buffer time
Fewer late arrivals and smoother drive time
Pre-visit prep
Sanitize tools, restock supplies, review pet notes
Follow checklist, monitor stress, take quick before and after photos
Consistent results and pet comfort
Close and follow up
Share care tips, collect payment, book next visit, request feedback
Higher satisfaction and repeat retention
Review and adjust
Log time per service, update notes, refine pricing and buffers
Better margins and fewer bottlenecks
Because each stage feeds the next, small improvements compound: cleaner prep speeds the groom, clean intake reduces callbacks, and follow-up keeps your appointment scheduling system full. Over time, your customer satisfaction management becomes measurable, not guesswork.
Healthy Leonberger posing in front of a forest. Shutterstock asset id: 1474761425 by AnetaZabranska.
Mobile Pet Grooming Startup Questions, Answered
Q: What licenses or permits do I need to groom pets from a van? A: It depends on your area, but plan for a basic business license plus any mobile vending, zoning, or parking rules that apply to operating from a vehicle. If you collect sales tax on products, you may also need a sales tax permit. Call your city or county business office and ask for a checklist for mobile services so you do not miss a step.
Q: How much insurance should I carry, and what does it cover? A: Many owners start with general liability and then add tools and equipment coverage, commercial auto, and care, custody, and control if offered. Budgeting is easier when you know that mobile pet groomers pay an average of $65 per month for general liability insurance. Ask an agent to quote the exact services you offer, like nail trims, de-shedding, or handling anxious dogs.
Q: How should I price services without undercharging? A: Use a base price by size and coat type, then add clear line items for mats, heavy shedding, special handling, or extra brushing time. Track your true minutes per dog for two weeks so your prices reflect labor, drive time, supplies, and vehicle costs. If clients ask for discounts, offer a maintenance plan for repeat visits instead of lowering your standard rate.
Q: When should I require deposits or cancellation fees? A: Deposits help protect your day when a no-show leaves an empty time slot you cannot fill. Keep it simple: a small deposit to book and a cancellation window that feels fair, like 24 to 48 hours. Put the policy in writing and confirm it at booking to avoid awkward conversations.
Q: How do I handle common grooming concerns like mats, fleas, or anxious pets? A: Start with a quick coat check and explain what is safe and humane before you begin, especially if shaving is the kindest option for matting. For fleas, have a sanitation plan and be ready to reschedule if the infestation is severe. For anxiety, shorten the session, use breaks, and recommend a vet consult for medically appropriate calming support.
Shutterstock Asset id: 450770140 by everydoghasastory.
Turn a Mobile Grooming Plan Into a Consistently Full Schedule
Starting a mobile pet grooming business can feel like juggling licensing, insurance, pricing, and pet safety while still needing clients on the calendar. The steadier path is a community-first, systems-minded approach: use the business launch recap to clarify your offer, follow through reliably, and let trust, not hustle, drive growth. Applied consistently, this builds entrepreneur motivation through visible progress, stronger customer loyalty building, and fewer preventable setbacks on the road to long-term business success. A full book comes from consistent service, clear communication, and repeatable operations.
Leonberger swims with a ball. Stock Photo ID: 720242263 by Christian Mueller.A majestic and well-groomed Leonberger on a grassy knoll. Shutterstock-ID: 731020957 by Peter Josto.
Photo of Moälven river/ Photo taken in November 2005. Babiarne, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons.
A riverbank is the sloping terrain that directly borders the river. It separates the flowing water from the surrounding land and helps maintain the river’s path. I grew up nearby a river in northern Sweden called Moälven. Moälven is a small river, 140 kilometers, or 87 miles long. Moälven goes through Bredbyn, Själevad and Örnksöldsvik and it ends in Örnsköldsviksfjärden, a bay, or a fjord, in the High Coast region of northern Sweden. See the map below.
This map shows the path of Moälven. That is the blue thin winding line. The dark areas depict mountains. Moralist, CC BY-SA 2.5 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5>, via Wikimedia Commons.
Moälven was used for timber floating in the past. Forestry and logging used to be a big business in the region where I grew up, and it still is. However, timber is usually not transported via timber floating now a day. Moälven features a lot of wildlife, including fish, birds, and beavers. Moälven was a stronghold of the Eurasian beaver already 50 years ago as it was recovering in Europe from near extinction. You could sometimes see foxes and moose in the forest surrounding the river and you could pick blueberries, raspberries and other berries in the forest.
In addition to living nearby the river, we also used to have a summer cabin that was located not far from the river. For these reasons I spent a lot of my childhood and youth on the banks of Moälven river. I used to jump into the river from the riverbank, I sat or stood on the riverbank as I was fishing, and we docked our small boats by the riverbank, tying them to a tree with a rope. There were also bicycle paths next to the river.
A Google Maps close up of where our summer cabin was.
Some of the riverbanks were sandy, a result of the river being so winding and this caused the riverbank to flatten out were the stream was slow. So, there were several small sand beaches along the river that people rarely visited. That way you could have your private beach.
I should explain that in Swedish the word “flod” means a big river like “fleuve” in French. The Swedish word “älv” means a medium sized river or smaller river like “rivière” in French. The Swedish word “å” means a small river, stream, or creek.
Our late Leonberger Bronco’s birthday is today July 3rd and therefore I am holding a promotion. The price of the Kindle version of my book “The Life and Times of Le Bronco von der Löwenhöhle” is now only $2.99 and the price of the paperback version is 17.95 (normal prize is $19.95). I will keep that price until July 15th. The prices in all other countries, Canada, the UK, Germany, France, the Netherlands, Italy, Spain, Australia, etc., are lowered by the same amount. Below is some information about my book.
This is the front cover of the book “The Life and Times of Le Bronco von der Löwenhöhle”. Click here<<Link-2>> or on the image to go to the United States Amazon location for the paperback version of the book.
Advance Praise for the book
A wonderful tribute to the author’s beloved Bronco. The stories are heartwarming as well as informative—a true glimpse into life with a Leonberger. The adorable illustrations are icing on the cake.” —D’Nae Wilson, President, Leonberger Health Foundation International
“A lovely tribute to Bronco, with lots of resources for general Leonberger information.” —Julie Schaffert, Leonberger Club of America breeder since 1992
Amazon’s description of : The Life and Times of Le Bronco von der Löwenhöhle: Stories and Tips from Thirteen Years with a Leonberger by Thomas Wikman
If you’re thinking of getting a Leonberger, or if you’ve already owned one and know how rewarding the experience can be, you’ll want to read the story of Le Bronco von der Löwenhöhle, called Bronco, who came into the lives of the Wikman family of Dallas, Texas, in 2007. Bronco, a recipient of the Leonberger Health Foundation International’s Grey Muzzle Award, lived an unusually long life for a Leonberger—almost thirteen years. His human family is convinced that what helped him exceed his breed’s normal life expectancy was his brave and loving heart.
Here you’ll read about some of Bronco’s amazing feats: the night he scared away a prowler; the day he performed a hamster search and rescue; the time he stumped the Geek Squad; and the late night he snuck into the kitchen and ate a two-pound bag of dog treats, a box of pastries, a loaf of bread, a grilled chicken, and a Key lime pie, all in one sitting. You’ll also read about his unflappable calm during a north Texas tornado and his stoicism as he endured health challenges in his later years.
In addition to entertaining stories, these pages contain a wealth of practical guidance, including
a history of the Leonberger breed;
advice for the care of very large dogs;
breed-specific health and genetic information;
training and feeding tips;
suggestions for finding a breeder;
the official breed standard; and
an extensive resource guide.
Bronco’s fearlessness, tolerance, and affectionate nature warmed the hearts of everyone who met him, and his sometimes uncanny adventures with his human and canine companions will bring a smile to the face of every dog lover.
The author is donating the proceeds from the sale of this book to the Leonberger Health Foundation International
This is the back cover of the book “The Life and Times of Le Bronco von der Löwenhöhle”. Click here or on the image to go to the Amazon.com location for the kindle version of the book.Again, these are the endorsements for the book by some very prominent members of the Leonberger community. Click here or on the image to go to the Barnes and Noble location for the book.
Getting My Book in Other Places
You can also get my book in many other places including Amazon in every country where Amazon exists, for example Canada, and other bookstores such as Chapters Indigo, Apple, etc. To see a list of the options visit my Book Page by clicking here.
This post is about Lego blocks and Legoland. Lego blocks in their current interlocking form were invented in Billund, Denmark, in 1949. However, the history of Lego blocks started already in 1932 (in Denmark). You can read more about it here.
When I was a kid, growing up in northern Sweden, I loved building with Lego blocks, or if you call them Lego bricks (either way is fine). I’ve always wanted to visit Lego land in Denmark, but I never got the opportunity to do so. However, about 20 years ago me and my daughter (she was a young child at the time) visited Legoland in Carlsbad, California, a 128 acre theme park. Do you know how many Lego blocks there are in Legoland California? There are 60 million Lego blocks. Below are some photos from that trip. I should add that since this was 20 years ago, a lot has been added to Legoland.
A model of Manhattan made from Lego blocks. The Lego Empire State building is close to 30 feet tall.A model of Manhattan made from Lego blocks.San Francisco built with Lego blocks.My daughter is in front of Lego Capital building.A Lego block cityLego Albert Einstein. Mindstorm is a Lego Science center.Sydney Opera House made from Lego blocks.This Taj Mahal model is made from Lego blocks.A large Lego Octopus playing music.This model of the White House is made from Lego blocks.This is a Lego model of Washington DC.City made from Lego blocks.Sleeping beauty and the prince, all made from Lego blocks.Lego model of Hans and Gretel.Lego model of Aladdin and the King of Thieves.
The focus of this blog is Leonbergers but sometimes I post about books that are not about Leonbergers but are books that I love, and I therefore want to promote. This time I would like to promote Perfect by P.J. Gudka – April 3, 2026. In this book P.J. Gudka, or Pooja, tells a dark and very suspenseful story about family secrets, generational curses, teenage love, and murder. I bought the paperback edition.
Paperback – Publisher : Wild Ink Publishing (April 3, 2026), ISBN-10 : 1964885639, ISBN-13 : 978-1964885636, 322 pages, Item Weight : 13.1 ounces, dimensions : 5.5 x 0.81 x 8.5 inches, it currently cost $ $14.99 on US Amazon. Click here to order it from Amazon.com.
Kindle – Publisher : Wild Ink Publishing (April 5, 2026), ASIN : B0GS3RJJJC, 317 pages. It is currently $3.99 on Amazon.com free with kindle unlimited. Click here to order it from Amazon.com.
Front cover of Perfect by P.J. Gudka. Click on the image to go to the paperback edition of Perfect on US Amazon.
Amazon’s description of the book
A mother protecting her son.
A boy spiraling into darkness.
A girl who never stood a chance
Sally thinks she’s succeeded in breaking generational curses until she finds out her eldest son, James, is the prime suspect in Lily Johnson’s murder. After years of bliss, she’s forced to revisit dark family secrets she believed she had left behind. Even more unsettling is that the deeper she digs, the more she realizes that she may not know James as well as she thought.
James is certainly not the perfect son his mother believes he is. In fact, he has always felt painfully different from everyone around him- until he meets Lily Johnson. Initially, their relationship seems flawless, but soon the cracks begin to show, leaving James questioning everything- including his own sanity and just how far he’ll go to protect the girl he loves.]
After her father’s death, Lily’s mother marries Paul- a man Lily despises. And if that wasn’t devastating enough, Paul moves their family to the small town he grew up in. They thought Lily would be safer there, but little did they know that the small town holds secrets none of them could have ever imagined. Secrets some would kill to protect. And Lily finds herself in the middle of it all.
Perfect is an emotionally gripping psychological domestic thriller that explores the impact of dark family secrets and the generational trauma it leads to. It will have readers questioning how well any of us know those we love and how far we’re willing to go to protect them.
Lies, rage, powerlessness, suffering, and why nothing can be Perfect
Perfect is a psychological thriller, or perhaps psychological horror. Sally grew up under horrible circumstances, and her first marriage was a cruel disaster. However, now she has a wonderful family, and she wants it to be perfect. She has a wonderful husband, John, and three great children including the oldest James, who is a good student and he plays football for his school. There is also John Jr, and Sophia.
James has a girlfriend named Lily. As it turns out James is far from perfect and Lily is far from perfect, and Lily has a very imperfect family. As it turns out, the friends of the family, the friends of her children, the town, the school, the teachers, everyone is imperfect. Almost nobody is truly good, smart and honest, just like in real life. Unhappiness and ruined dreams are the ghosts that haunt many of the characters. Perfect does not exist.
When Lily is found dead and it is determined that she has been murdered, James becomes the prime suspect. The death of a child is every parent’s worst nightmare. Well, there is one nightmare that is worse, and that is if your child is suspected of being the murderer and you don’t know what the truth is.
The book continues by telling stories from the perspectives of different people, particularly Sally, James, and Lily. The stories are character driven and delve into subjective experiences, subconscious drives, moral dilemmas, and emotional complexity. The author focuses a lot on why the characters behave as they do and explain their actions through internal reasoning. I love how the author does this. She shifts the story telling between objective depictions of everyday life and subjective psychological truths. She presents a realistic and insightful portrayal of the mind. It felt very real as if this was a lived experience by the author (well I hope not). The stories are dark and reveal shocking secrets. These surprises do not spring upon you out of the blue sky; they very much make sense within the overall narrative.
More than anything this is a suspenseful and captivating story. I found it very difficult to put down the book because I found myself really caring for the characters, and there was so much family drama, so many mysteries and, well, sadness and shocks too. In fact, I can’t get the book out of my head. It is a dark book but a great book. It is a book that changes your perspective on life. The lives of the characters may not be perfect but the story telling is. I highly recommend this book.
Back cover of Perfect by P.J. Gudka. Click on the image to go to the Kindle edition of Perfect on US Amazon.
About the Author
P. J. Gudka is a writer, blogger and freelancer. Her journey as a blogger began when she created her multi-niche blog, Lifesfinewhine, at eighteen, to share her experiences with life, mental health, travel and more. Since then, her blog has captured the interest of thousands of people around the world.
With almost thirty thousand followers on her blog and over ten thousand followers across social media platforms, she has been able to turn her hobby into her full-time passion. Her writing has been published in bestsellers like Hidden In Childhood: A Poetry Anthology as well as multiple magazines.
In the past I have reviewed and posted about another book by P.J. Gudka, All the Words I Kept Inside. Truths Never Before Told Now Revealed with Powerful Poems. Click here to read it.
Grizzly bear 399 was a long lived female Grizzy bear who lived in Grand Teton National Park and Yellowstone National Park near Snake River. She was called Grizzly bear 399 because of her tag number. She was arguably the most famous grizzly bear in the United States and likely in the World. Unlike the typical female grizzly bear, Grizzly 399 regularly gave birth to triplets rather than twins. She was seen and admired by thousands of visitors. Her Instagram account has 55,000 followers, books were written about her and documentaries were made. She had 22 cubs throughout her life. Unfortunately, she was hit and killed by a car on Tuesday October 22, 2024, at the age of 28. You can read my post about the accident here. Luckily, her one remaining cub was not hurt in the accident, and he was old enough to survive on his own.
She was also special to me because we had a close encounter with her and three of her cubs during our visit to Grand Teton national park in 2007. It was a school trip organized by the math teacher, Frank Jordan, and each kid was accompanied by at least one parent to give the math teacher a break. Grizzly 399 gave us a very memorable experience.
My photo of the Teton mountain range taken from Snake River.Jackson Lake, an island and the Teton Mountain range in the background. The photo was taken in June 2007 by a fellow trip participant Gabriel Goncalves.
Grizzly 399 frequently sought human company. She came down to the roads with her cubs and stayed with the passersby for hours. She did not beg for food. She just wanted to stay with people. This article describes her as a gentle soul. Grizzly bears seeking human company is normally a dangerous situation and grizzly bears seeking human company are therefore often shot to protect the public. Grizzlies can kill people both out of aggression and for food. However, the park rangers left Grizzly 399 and her cubs alone because they deemed her harmless. She frequently interacted with people without ever showing any aggression towards people.
A photo of Grizzly 399 and a couple of her cubs taken in June 2007 by fellow trip participant Gabriel Goncalves.
Her behavior was somewhat strange, but I was told by a ranger that male grizzlies sometimes kill cubs, and this was her way of protecting the cubs. Grizzlies tend to stay away from people except for her. She used people as a shield to protect her cubs.
We had a somewhat scary experience with Grizzly 399, but as it turned out, we were never in any danger. As we were driving through Grand Teton National Park, Grizzly 399 came down to the road, so we stopped to watch her, and so did many other people. She let her cubs visit the cars and interact with people and we went outside to get closer. This is normally not recommended.
One of the visitors, with a big car and a trailer, decided that he had seen enough and began to leave. He drove his car between Grizzly 399 and her cubs. Someone rightly thought this was really dumb and decided to improve the situation by honking angrily. As a result, 399 started running towards us, the large group of tourists standing outside taking pictures. We were about 100 feet from Grizzly 399, which is indeed a very close encounter with a grizzly bear. As Grizzly 399 ran toward us, people started screaming and running, and unfortunately the math teacher who had organized the trip fell and got trampled by the panicking people.
A photo of two of 399’s cubs. The photo was taken in June 2007 by a fellow trip participant Gabriel Goncalves.
A lot of other things happened during the panic. People ran back to their cars or to any car. A couple of my fellow trip participants found themselves blocked from entering their own car (on the side facing away from the bear) because a plus sized lady was stuck in the door of their smaller car. Not a comfortable situation with a grizzly on the loose. By pushing her from behind they were able to get her inside and could then enter the car themselves. The kids were standing on top of the SUVs that we had rented and crawled back into the car through the sunroof. My son entered the car last by his own choice.
As it turned out the panic was completely unnecessary. 399 was not chasing anyone and was not really running towards us. She was running to the end of the car with the trailer to get around it to get to her cubs on the other side.
Grizzly 399 is crossing the road with her cubs. The photo was taken in June 2007 by a fellow trip participant Gary Weinstein.
One ranger told us a story about 399 that sounded a bit scary. A hiker, hiking alone (which you should not do) stumbled upon 399 and her cubs as they were in the middle of eating an Elk carcass. He had come out of a thicket and had not seen them until he essentially bumped into them. He screamed on top of his lungs because he was shocked and then he started running. That is a very bad reaction by the way.
Grizzly 399, who was equally startled, pursued him. He laid down on the ground as he had read that you should do when pursued by a grizzly. Grizzly 399 sniffed him but did not touch him. Her two cubs bit his behind but not hard. After the grizzlies had left, he stood up, walked away and went to a hospital to check out the bites on his bum, which allegedly were not bad. Well I guess he had a closer grizzly encounter than we did.
The math teacher, Frank Jordan, took this photo of Grizzly 399.Grizzly 399 and her cubs amongst the cars. The photo was taken in June 2007 by a fellow trip participant Carl Ondracek.
Please visit the Smorgasbord Blog Magazine post above. Smorgasbord Blog Magazine is sharing my super fact post Accents are very difficult to lose, as well as showcasing my Leonberger dog book.
Flag of Sweden in sunny rays high on the flagpole. Shutterstock asset id: 2344367957 by GenOMart.The flag of the United States of America Shutterstock asset id: 2566207745 by Ashley Grise.Flag of France. Shutterstock asset id: 2457252007 by Kyrylash Stanislav.
The focus of this blog is Leonberger dogs but sometimes I write about other things, for example, about myself. This time I am responding to the daily Writing prompt “Which languages do you speak and how did that impact your life?”.
Swedish or Norrlandish
My native language is Swedish because that is where I was born and grew up. Since I lived in northern Sweden, I speak Swedish in a dialect referred to as Norrlandish. I was told by a Dutch linguist that Norrlandish is different enough from main Swedish that Norrlandish could be considered its own language, especially in the region where I grew up where the Norrlandish dialects are especially distinct. He was very familiar with the local variants of my dialect, which I found to be amazing. I was also amazed by the fact that he spoke so many languages. If I don’t remember incorrectly this linguist claimed that he spoke 30 languages.
Flag of Sweden in sunny rays high on the flagpole. Shutterstock asset id: 2344367957 by GenOMart.
Anyway, languages evolve, including Swedish. Things like Television, local travel, etc., tend to dilute and evolve dialects. However, I’ve been in the US for a few decades, and I’ve lived in Texas for 25+ years, which means that the way I speak Norrlandish has not evolved much, which has led to some interesting situations.
For example, once when I was shopping at a local grocery store in northern Sweden the cashier told me, “It is so nice to hear someone who still speaks the old way”. She was curious about how I had managed to keep the old dialect, and she asked me where I was living. Maybe she expected me to live in a cabin deep in the forest without a TV or radio. It was obvious from her reaction that she did not expect “I live in Dallas, Texas”.
Now I speak American or as some call it English
The flag of the United States of America Shutterstock asset id: 2566207745 by Ashley Grise.
One of the languages I studied back in school was English. The other was German. My parents did not speak any English, well, at first. However, my dad took English classes as an adult and was able to get by. My guess is that when I was done with school, I spoke English at the B1 level, possibly B2 level, according to the Common European Framework of Reference for Languages, which rates your language skills in any language from A1 to C2 (A1 is beginner, then comes, A2, B1, B2, C1, C2, C2 is like a native speaker).
B1 means that you can participate in a conversation with some difficulty, understand a newspaper article that does not have difficult language, write a short essay on any unexpected topic using multiple tenses, and understand a radio newscast that is not too fast.
In 1987 I was sent to Case Western Reserve University by my University, Uppsala University, Sweden, as a university level exchange student for one year. I was studying electrical engineering and physics. During that year I met my wife and after living in both the US and Sweden we ended up staying in the US. I had some difficulties with my English at first but with respect to learning a different language nothing beats being embedded in the language and I soon spoke and understood English I think pretty well. The type of English that we had studied in Swedish school was British English, but now the English that I absorbed was American English. Thereof the tongue in cheek of the title of this section.
I view being fluent in the main language of the country you live in to be of high importance. I have no problem understanding, speaking, reading or writing in English. However, it is very difficult to lose your accent when you have learned a new language as an adult. Just think of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Children can do it more easily. They say that the cut-off age is 12 years old. It is quite uncommon for people who are not fluent in at least two or more different languages to grasp this. On several occasions people have expressed their surprise over the fact that I still have an accent. Sorry the accent stays, and it is not my choice. You can read a related post “Accents are very difficult to lose” over at my second blog.
Another second language fact that you will find in that post is that Spanish has 74 million non-native speakers in the world, making it number eight with respect to the number of non-native speakers (second language). Oh, you thought it was the most popular second language in the world after English? Well, that is a common misconception here in the US due to the closeness to Latin America. I have often come across people who do not consider me bilingual just because I don’t speak Spanish. There are thousands, actually millions, of ways of being bilingual.
Now I am learning French
Flag of France. Shutterstock asset id: 2457252007 by Kyrylash Stanislav.
My wife has a sister in France and her parents speak French. When she decided to improve her French by taking French lessons for adults, I joined in with her. I don’t know if it is because of age, or because I am not putting in enough time into it, but it is going slow. However, I did pass the French B1 exam, which means I can participate in a conversation with some difficulty, understand a radio broadcast if they don’t speak fast, read a newspaper, and write short essays in French. However, I don’t think I can become fluent in French unless I somehow stay in France, or another French speaking country for some time.
So far, my experience in French has not been of very high importance to me. However, it is a hobby, it is something interesting that my wife and I can do together, and French speakers cannot speak behind my back without me knowing.
Speaking Dog
My Leonberger dog Bronco is giving me a hug.Our Labrador Baylor and German Shepherd Baby. They were both rescues.Our Japanese Chin Ryu and Pug Daisy staging a protest against us travelling.Our mini-Australian Shepherd puppy Rollo playing with an orange ball.Our mini Australian Shepherd is harassing our Leonberger dog Bronco and biting his tail. Bronco was very patient with him.
Dogs don’t speak human languages, but they can understand many words and react to them. Some dogs such as our mini-Australian Shepherd Rollo understand several hundreds of words. If you tell him, “Rollo go look out the window”, he goes and looks out the window. If you tell him, “We are going to Jack and Etty”, he starts screaming happily and running around in circles, because he knows he will get snacks there. If you say “bribe” he comes running expecting a handout, just like a politician. I could go on.
Dogs don’t speak with words, but they express themselves through body language and different kinds of barks, and if you pay attention, they can tell you a lot. For example, when Rollo lays down on his side and lets out one loud bark, he wants a belly rub. When it is 4PM and he starts staring at me, he wants dinner. When I am sitting in the sofa and he scratches my leg with his paw, it means, “move over so I can sit in the sofa”. So, you could say I also speak Dog. Sometimes people call me the dog whisperer, which I like to hear. Well, except for the sarcastic tone.
A dog is crossing the road. Created with the help of ChatGPT.
Top Ten Reasons as to why the Dog Crossed the Road
The dog got sick and tired of this side of the street.
The dog wanted to stalk someone on the other side of the road and then not bark at them and get a treat for not barking at people.
Because he wants to chase a cat on the other side of the road.
The dog wanted to smell something on the other side of the road.
A dog is barking at us on the other side of the road, and our dog wants to put him in his place.
There was a scary noise on this side of the road.
Someone the dog knows and love is on the other side of the road.
The dog has to cross the road to get to grandma and grandpas house.
Because someone said let’s cross. Note: our dog Rollo knows the word “cross” very well.
Because someone accidentally said the word “cross”, for example, “After graduating from college, I found myself at the crossroads”. Now we all have to cross the road.
About number 2. Our dog Rollo loves getting close to people and not bark because he knows he will get a treat if he does not bark at people. So sometimes it appears that he wants to stalk people to get a treat. He even spots people half a mile away. However, we do not actually stalk people.
Our mini-Australian Shepherd with our Leonberger Bronco who was old at the time.Our mini-Australian Shepherd Rollo rolling a ball.
The danger of dogs crossing the Road
Our dog Rollo loves to cross the street when we are out walking, and we cross the street many times during our walks. He knows the word “cross” because we have taught him this word so that he understands that crossing a street back and forth is a special action that he needs to pay special attention to. We want him to know that when crossing the street, you have to be careful. Ideally, we would like for him to look both ways before he crosses a street, but we are working on this. We have had a bad experience with dogs crossing roads.
WARNING: the paragraphs below are very sad, so if you are sensitive, please skip to “My Other Responses to Esther’s Prompts”.
Our Yellow Labrador Baylor
In December of 2008, we were planning a one-week trip. Baylor our yellow Labrador was maybe twelve years old at this point, and Bronco our Leonberger dog was a year and a half. We also had Baby our German Shepherd and Ryu our Japanese Chin. We needed someone to watch our four dogs while we were gone. Following a recommendation from our veterinarian at the time, we settled for a sitter who would visit the dogs, feed them, and walk them but not stay at our house full-time. This sounded like the best option at the time, but it turned out to be a disaster.
After we left on our trip, we got a phone call from the sitter, who told us that she was taking care of several other dogs in addition to ours and that she did not have time to drive back and forth to our house and attend to our dogs. The fact that she was taking care of several other dogs simultaneously was news to us. She asked if she could take our four dogs to her house. She stated that she had a fence like ours, and by having them at her house she could watch them 100 percent of the time.
We didn’t really like the idea because the dogs had never stayed at someone else’s house before. Moreover, we had never seen her house, and we had no idea how crowded it was with the other dogs there. But it sounded like the best solution under the circumstances, so we reluctantly agreed.
A couple of days later, the dog sitter called us again, but this time she told us that Baylor was missing. He had been barking at night, so she put him out in the backyard. Unfortunately, the gate at her place had been left open, and she didn’t notice that Baylor was gone until early in the morning. She asked us what we thought she should do.
We told her that she had to find him. “Go look for him; put up posters,” we said. She was reluctant to do any of that because she didn’t want to leave the other dogs alone. We told her that it was an emergency and she had to do it. We suggested that she recruit other people to help her. Baylor had to be found.
We were pretty upset about the fact that the sitter had put Baylor out into the backyard in the middle of a cold night and left him there. However, we needed her help, so we kept calm. We enlisted help from family members in Dallas, and I used an online service called My Lost Pet Alert, which sent 2,264 emails to people in our neighborhood that night. It didn’t help that it was cold and sleeting and the streets were icy and dark. Baylor also needed his insulin shot in the morning.
The following afternoon Baylor was found dead two miles from the dog sitter’s place. He had been hit by a car. He was found around midway between her house and our house, so it seemed like he was trying to get home.
Baylor had a very special place in our hearts, and I was devastated. My wife Claudia was crying, and the kids were crying. Not only had we lost a family member in a sudden cruel twist of fate, but his death was also likely an unpleasant one. That it was the result of a dog sitter’s carelessness didn’t make it any better. In fact, it made it worse. It is a traumatic event that none of has yet gotten over.
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